#12: Gone in a Flash

What insect does the most layoffs?

A Firefly!

#11: So Not Hip Enough

What do you use to protect yourself from injury while b-boying?

Break Pads!

#10: From the Heavens

What would you call a religious Raptor?

A Bird of Pray!

#9: Phat Religion

Why are Atheists lighter than Catholics?

Because they have no Mass!

#8: Jewish Fallacies

In which month are Semites least honest?

July!

#7: A Brainy Courageous Heart

What did Dorothy's companions use to lay out the schedule of their travels?

An I-Tin-erary!

#6: Music in Low Places

What do you call a phrase which is substituted for an offensive one about Baritones?

A Euph-emism!

#5: Tiny Arms Crushing

What do Tyrannosaurus Rexes use to destroy things?

Dino-might!

#4: River of Sweets

What do you call a flow of Ice Cream?

An Edy Current!

#3: Cold War

If you put a cavalry officer in your icebox, would you say that he'd been Frozen Custered?

#2: PPE

You might be an armourer if you think "Extradition" is something you do to a fat guy's breastplate.

#1: German Grocery Stores

As my first post, I choose my first and favorite of my puns:

ALDI: Where you can buy All Dese Tings