#42: 'Cause Dust in the Wind is Depressing

What is a vulture's favorite rock song?

Carrion Wayward Son!

#27: They Still Don't Taste Good

What would you call a cantelope's sad moods?

Melon-choly!

#12: Gone in a Flash

What insect does the most layoffs?

A Firefly!

#10: From the Heavens

What would you call a religious Raptor?

A Bird of Pray!

#9: Phat Religion

Why are Atheists lighter than Catholics?

Because they have no Mass!

#5: Tiny Arms Crushing

What do Tyrannosaurus Rexes use to destroy things?

Dino-might!