Showing posts with label This Has To Have Been Invented Already. Show all posts
Showing posts with label This Has To Have Been Invented Already. Show all posts

Sunday, February 12, 2012

#42: 'Cause Dust in the Wind is Depressing

What is a vulture's favorite rock song?

Carrion Wayward Son!

Friday, November 11, 2011

#27: They Still Don't Taste Good

What would you call a cantelope's sad moods?

Melon-choly!

Thursday, June 30, 2011

#12: Gone in a Flash

What insect does the most layoffs?

A Firefly!

#10: From the Heavens

What would you call a religious Raptor?

A Bird of Pray!

#9: Phat Religion

Why are Atheists lighter than Catholics?

Because they have no Mass!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

#5: Tiny Arms Crushing

What do Tyrannosaurus Rexes use to destroy things?

Dino-might!