#52: His Eyes are Watching You... Always.

What do you call a virile potato who rules countries?

A dick-tater!

#51: With a Vodka Chaser

What do hypocondriacs drink?

Champagne!

#50: Spinach is for Sissies

What is a coxwain's favorite leuttuce?

Row-maine!

#49: She May Distract The Men, Though

What famous equestrienne is always welcome at swim meets?

Lady Godiva!

#48: They Don't Much Care For Angers, Either

What's every gambler's favorite city?

Toulouse!

#47: He Who Seeks, Finds

Why do explorers make the best counterfeiters?

They're always forging trails!

#46: Hold on to your Buns (and your Wallets)

What fishy concoction hoards its gold?

Loot-fisk!

#45: Such Succulent Cords

What seafood dish makes the best minstrel?

Lute-fisk!

#44: Cookout on the Poop Deck!

What sausage makes for the best boat-building material?

Keel-basa!

#43: 'Cause Heralds Don't Pun

Which philosopher would make the best herald?

Immanuel Cant!

#42: 'Cause Dust in the Wind is Depressing

What is a vulture's favorite rock song?

Carrion Wayward Son!

#41: As Long As They're Clothed, Dewey Care?

What adjective describes a philosopher's style of dress?

Sarte-orial!

#40: Funniest Nine Months Ever

What would you call the amount of time it takes a joker to be born?

A Jest-ation Period!

#39: Don't They Call That "Fusion"?

Which composer of classical music would adjust best to modern music styles?

Rock-maninnof!