#27: They Still Don't Taste Good

What would you call a cantelope's sad moods?

Melon-choly!

#26: Math Is Fun

What you call the situation where a Mathematician is stuck between two theorems?

A Di-Lemma!

#25: Still No Room For St. Christopher

What do you call someone who chronicles the greetings of saints?

A Hi-ographer!

#24: Grooooooooooovy!

What would you call an engraving company which only published really hip prints?

Currier and Jives!

#23: Either That or Beige

Would you call the undistinguished color between browns "Medi-Ochre"?

#22: We Want Our Paints and We Want Them Now!

Why is it that we never hear of the pernicious and pervasive influence of those advocating the government on behalf of leisure activities?

That is, the Hobby Lobby?

#21: A Hendrix at his Brush

What would you name a painter of Americana who was very good at the electric guitar?

Norman Rock-well!

#20: Hehehehe... Butts...

What brand of beer has the biggest butt?

Heiney-kin!

#19: A Little Dirty

What South Asian country gets laid most often?

Bang-ladesh!

#18: Unless He's Paid

U2's lead singer makes his money as a professional musician.

Does that mean he does all his other work Pro Bono?

#17: Their Favorite Color, Too

What do you call the patina of dirt on a Firefly fan?

His Brown Coat!

#16: Do They Even Have Sun There?

Would you call an Englishman with a bad sunburn "Red Hugh"?

#15: Buzz Off

What do you call an insect that can shoot lasers?

Ray-bees!

#14: Oriental TMI

What do you give a Chinese bear for his diarrhea?

Pandimmodium!

#13: A Question of Morality

Is "Constitution" that which opposes "Prostution"?

#12: Gone in a Flash

What insect does the most layoffs?

A Firefly!

#11: So Not Hip Enough

What do you use to protect yourself from injury while b-boying?

Break Pads!

#10: From the Heavens

What would you call a religious Raptor?

A Bird of Pray!

#9: Phat Religion

Why are Atheists lighter than Catholics?

Because they have no Mass!

#8: Jewish Fallacies

In which month are Semites least honest?

July!

#7: A Brainy Courageous Heart

What did Dorothy's companions use to lay out the schedule of their travels?

An I-Tin-erary!

#6: Music in Low Places

What do you call a phrase which is substituted for an offensive one about Baritones?

A Euph-emism!

#5: Tiny Arms Crushing

What do Tyrannosaurus Rexes use to destroy things?

Dino-might!

#4: River of Sweets

What do you call a flow of Ice Cream?

An Edy Current!

#3: Cold War

If you put a cavalry officer in your icebox, would you say that he'd been Frozen Custered?