#38: Funny-Named Foods

What would you call an excessively frugal fruit?

A parsimmon!

#37: Boobies?

What would you call a soothsayer who is preoccupied with women's chests?

A bra-seer!

#36: Love is Love

What would you call a bigendered Deity of Love?

Hermaphrodite!



Edit: After posting this, I found out that there is an Ancient Greek god called Hermaphroditus, a minor deity of bisexuality and effeminacy and whose name is the basis the word "hermphrodite".  You learn something every day. :)

#35: Incontinence is Always Funny

What fairy tale involves the most trips to the bathroom?

The Princess and the Pee!

#34: Real Thick and Juicy

How do you know that Sir Mix-a-Lot was a cigar aficionado?

He Likes Big Butts and Cannot Lie!

#33: It's The End of My Nap and I Know It

What rock band gets the best night's sleep?

R.E.M.!

#32: I Think They All Hurt, Though

What former NFL Quarterback is always in pain?

Troy Ache-man!

#31: I'd Rather Be Happy

What do you call the reasons for your sadness?

Cry-teria!

#30: A Newton Still Only Needs One Apple

Which unit of measurement eats the most?

The Dyne!

#29: Do We Still Hear Them on High?

Which members of the Heavenly Host spend most of their time seated?

Chair-ubim!

#28: Oh, The Many Uses of Food

What Greek dish is the most useful when fixing your car?

Spanner-kopita!

#27: They Still Don't Taste Good

What would you call a cantelope's sad moods?

Melon-choly!

#26: Math Is Fun

What you call the situation where a Mathematician is stuck between two theorems?

A Di-Lemma!

#25: Still No Room For St. Christopher

What do you call someone who chronicles the greetings of saints?

A Hi-ographer!

#24: Grooooooooooovy!

What would you call an engraving company which only published really hip prints?

Currier and Jives!

#23: Either That or Beige

Would you call the undistinguished color between browns "Medi-Ochre"?

#22: We Want Our Paints and We Want Them Now!

Why is it that we never hear of the pernicious and pervasive influence of those advocating the government on behalf of leisure activities?

That is, the Hobby Lobby?

#21: A Hendrix at his Brush

What would you name a painter of Americana who was very good at the electric guitar?

Norman Rock-well!

#20: Hehehehe... Butts...

What brand of beer has the biggest butt?

Heiney-kin!

#19: A Little Dirty

What South Asian country gets laid most often?

Bang-ladesh!

#18: Unless He's Paid

U2's lead singer makes his money as a professional musician.

Does that mean he does all his other work Pro Bono?

#17: Their Favorite Color, Too

What do you call the patina of dirt on a Firefly fan?

His Brown Coat!

#16: Do They Even Have Sun There?

Would you call an Englishman with a bad sunburn "Red Hugh"?

#15: Buzz Off

What do you call an insect that can shoot lasers?

Ray-bees!

#14: Oriental TMI

What do you give a Chinese bear for his diarrhea?

Pandimmodium!