#52: His Eyes are Watching You... Always.

What do you call a virile potato who rules countries?

A dick-tater!

#51: With a Vodka Chaser

What do hypocondriacs drink?

Champagne!

#50: Spinach is for Sissies

What is a coxwain's favorite leuttuce?

Row-maine!

#49: She May Distract The Men, Though

What famous equestrienne is always welcome at swim meets?

Lady Godiva!

#48: They Don't Much Care For Angers, Either

What's every gambler's favorite city?

Toulouse!

#47: He Who Seeks, Finds

Why do explorers make the best counterfeiters?

They're always forging trails!

#46: Hold on to your Buns (and your Wallets)

What fishy concoction hoards its gold?

Loot-fisk!

#45: Such Succulent Cords

What seafood dish makes the best minstrel?

Lute-fisk!

#44: Cookout on the Poop Deck!

What sausage makes for the best boat-building material?

Keel-basa!

#43: 'Cause Heralds Don't Pun

Which philosopher would make the best herald?

Immanuel Cant!

#42: 'Cause Dust in the Wind is Depressing

What is a vulture's favorite rock song?

Carrion Wayward Son!

#41: As Long As They're Clothed, Dewey Care?

What adjective describes a philosopher's style of dress?

Sarte-orial!

#40: Funniest Nine Months Ever

What would you call the amount of time it takes a joker to be born?

A Jest-ation Period!

#39: Don't They Call That "Fusion"?

Which composer of classical music would adjust best to modern music styles?

Rock-maninnof!

#38: Funny-Named Foods

What would you call an excessively frugal fruit?

A parsimmon!

#37: Boobies?

What would you call a soothsayer who is preoccupied with women's chests?

A bra-seer!

#36: Love is Love

What would you call a bigendered Deity of Love?

Hermaphrodite!



Edit: After posting this, I found out that there is an Ancient Greek god called Hermaphroditus, a minor deity of bisexuality and effeminacy and whose name is the basis the word "hermphrodite".  You learn something every day. :)

#35: Incontinence is Always Funny

What fairy tale involves the most trips to the bathroom?

The Princess and the Pee!

#34: Real Thick and Juicy

How do you know that Sir Mix-a-Lot was a cigar aficionado?

He Likes Big Butts and Cannot Lie!

#33: It's The End of My Nap and I Know It

What rock band gets the best night's sleep?

R.E.M.!

#32: I Think They All Hurt, Though

What former NFL Quarterback is always in pain?

Troy Ache-man!

#31: I'd Rather Be Happy

What do you call the reasons for your sadness?

Cry-teria!

#30: A Newton Still Only Needs One Apple

Which unit of measurement eats the most?

The Dyne!

#29: Do We Still Hear Them on High?

Which members of the Heavenly Host spend most of their time seated?

Chair-ubim!

#28: Oh, The Many Uses of Food

What Greek dish is the most useful when fixing your car?

Spanner-kopita!