What would you call an excessively frugal fruit?
A parsimmon!
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Saturday, November 26, 2011
#36: Love is Love
What would you call a bigendered Deity of Love?
Hermaphrodite!
Edit: After posting this, I found out that there is an Ancient Greek god called Hermaphroditus, a minor deity of bisexuality and effeminacy and whose name is the basis the word "hermphrodite". You learn something every day. :)
Hermaphrodite!
Edit: After posting this, I found out that there is an Ancient Greek god called Hermaphroditus, a minor deity of bisexuality and effeminacy and whose name is the basis the word "hermphrodite". You learn something every day. :)
#35: Incontinence is Always Funny
What fairy tale involves the most trips to the bathroom?
The Princess and the Pee!
The Princess and the Pee!
#34: Real Thick and Juicy
How do you know that Sir Mix-a-Lot was a cigar aficionado?
He Likes Big Butts and Cannot Lie!
He Likes Big Butts and Cannot Lie!
#29: Do We Still Hear Them on High?
Which members of the Heavenly Host spend most of their time seated?
Chair-ubim!
Chair-ubim!
#28: Oh, The Many Uses of Food
What Greek dish is the most useful when fixing your car?
Spanner-kopita!
Spanner-kopita!
Friday, November 11, 2011
#26: Math Is Fun
What you call the situation where a Mathematician is stuck between two theorems?
A Di-Lemma!
A Di-Lemma!
#25: Still No Room For St. Christopher
What do you call someone who chronicles the greetings of saints?
A Hi-ographer!
A Hi-ographer!
Monday, September 26, 2011
#24: Grooooooooooovy!
What would you call an engraving company which only published really hip prints?
Currier and Jives!
Currier and Jives!
#22: We Want Our Paints and We Want Them Now!
Why is it that we never hear of the pernicious and pervasive influence of those advocating the government on behalf of leisure activities?
That is, the Hobby Lobby?
That is, the Hobby Lobby?
#21: A Hendrix at his Brush
What would you name a painter of Americana who was very good at the electric guitar?
Norman Rock-well!
Norman Rock-well!
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Monday, August 1, 2011
#18: Unless He's Paid
U2's lead singer makes his money as a professional musician.
Does that mean he does all his other work Pro Bono?
Does that mean he does all his other work Pro Bono?
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
#17: Their Favorite Color, Too
What do you call the patina of dirt on a Firefly fan?
His Brown Coat!
His Brown Coat!
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Friday, July 1, 2011
Thursday, June 30, 2011
#7: A Brainy Courageous Heart
What did Dorothy's companions use to lay out the schedule of their travels?
An I-Tin-erary!
An I-Tin-erary!
#6: Music in Low Places
What do you call a phrase which is substituted for an offensive one about Baritones?
A Euph-emism!
A Euph-emism!
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
#3: Cold War
If you put a cavalry officer in your icebox, would you say that he'd been Frozen Custered?
#2: PPE
You might be an armourer if you think "Extradition" is something you do to a fat guy's breastplate.
#1: German Grocery Stores
As my first post, I choose my first and favorite of my puns:
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