Monday, February 13, 2012

#43: 'Cause Heralds Don't Pun

Which philosopher would make the best herald?

Immanuel Cant!

Sunday, February 12, 2012

#42: 'Cause Dust in the Wind is Depressing

What is a vulture's favorite rock song?

Carrion Wayward Son!

#41: As Long As They're Clothed, Dewey Care?

What adjective describes a philosopher's style of dress?

Sarte-orial!

#40: Funniest Nine Months Ever

What would you call the amount of time it takes a joker to be born?

A Jest-ation Period!

#39: Don't They Call That "Fusion"?

Which composer of classical music would adjust best to modern music styles?

Rock-maninnof!