Tuesday, July 26, 2011

#17: Their Favorite Color, Too

What do you call the patina of dirt on a Firefly fan?

His Brown Coat!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

#16: Do They Even Have Sun There?

Would you call an Englishman with a bad sunburn "Red Hugh"?

#15: Buzz Off

What do you call an insect that can shoot lasers?

Ray-bees!

#14: Oriental TMI

What do you give a Chinese bear for his diarrhea?

Pandimmodium!

Friday, July 1, 2011

#13: A Question of Morality

Is "Constitution" that which opposes "Prostution"?